seeing people in ouija board sweaters
Bam and Ryan stuck up in the cherry picker…or so they thought.
My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby
so a guy gave his friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. sadly, no pun in ten did.
if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusementUNLESS IT’S HOMOPHOBIA. THEN YOU ACT AS NON-STRAIGHT AS YOU CAN AND WATCH THE BLOOD POUR OUT OF THEIR EYES
My friend asked me to walk down the stairs while he filmed me and it was the best decision I made all month.