May 2013
humancentipeed:
In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful.
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jolivet:
simon-the-jewish-vampire:
snarkreactors:
I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light
so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue
and then I realized
uh
oh
WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!
THIS IS THE BEST
chompyface:
i was a good student until the crushing weight of reality shattered my hope for the future
I'm crying.
kri-in-reverse:
Please tell me that it’s only a rumor that Falling in Reverse broke up.
it probably is. Crissy denies it. Brad denies it too. It would really help if one of the guys said something on twitter about it…
please please please please tell me it isn’t true
The panic in FIR’s fandom is distressing. I’m trying to stay calm and rational here, but I’m really terrible at it.
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thegoddamazon:
A fuckload of classic literature:
1984 by George Orwell
A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens
A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man by James Joyce
A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens
Aesop’s Fables by Aesop
Agnes Grey by Anne Brontë
Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Caroll
Andersen’s Fairy Tales by Hans Christian Andersen
Anne of Green Gables by Lucy Maud...
Girls who change their last name to "Valo" on...
vampiresarecreeps:
what the fuck is wrong with you?
same applies for all of twitters “Mrs. Valo”
bought studded sneakers today
am I a cool kid yet?
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I swear, Spotify is the best thing that happened...
anesthesiadoll replied your post did you ppl miss me or..?
YES YES YES!
<3
did you ppl miss me or..?
April 2013
theheavyheartinthephonebooth:
blinkstolemyheart:
imagineharrypotter:
Plot twist: Only tumblr users survive the apocalypse because we were too lazy to go outside to see what was going on.
Second plot twist: We don’t realize everyone else is gone until we run out of food. We don’t really care until all the Nutella is gone.
Third plot twist: We finally all meet up because we have to...
dancingwithyourdemon:
Normal bands tell their fans that they’re gonna make an annoucement on whatever date in the future. Not Avenged Sevenfold, no. They make their announcements like a fucking game from a Saw movie with codes and little teasers.
is it normal that I want to punch A7X in their faces and love them down at the same time?
Tholomew TV radio
make-my-days-a-brezze:
On one hand I’m kinda like
But then on the other hand I’m like….
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those little shits
Listening to 07 and I just… I can’t. I’m crying.
overdosyn:
Avenged Sevenfold is a band of assholes.
detachemode replied to your post: Hello, friends, I am here to catch up with…
Hello there, young lady. Long time no speak. How’s life?
Everything’s alright :) What about you?
Hello, friends, I am here to catch up with Homestuck. Haven’t read since Nic Cage upd8.
“there must be someone at school that shares your...
laugh-addict:
Hello, friends, I am here to rant.
Goodbye, friends, I am done ranting.
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Falling In Reverse tag pisses me off so much :))))
It’s full of ignorant little shits, who post the same: “ermahgerd, rahney radkeh’s an a$$, fir suxx”.
Oh wow, guess what? Ronnie isn’t the whole FIR. The way no one gives a flying fuck about Ron, Derek, Jacky or Ryan really pushes my buttons and it’s like I’m one of the few (or maybe the only one), who...
March 2013
hello, I am alive.
Quick updates:
I found my dog and he’s alright.
my mom managed to break her leg and she’s been home for a whole month now.
I am busy.
pls kill me.
January 2013
Back, because I’m freezing. Met a couple of stray dogs (one looked like it just ran away from home, too) and that’s it. It’s like Bart disappeared. Where are you, baby? :(
Going out now.
brisdisenchanted asked: hope you find.... I went through the same situation last year and all ended okay, so, try not to worry that much.(i know its hard) Take a hug and my love from brazil!
detachemode replied to your post: My dog ran away. He’s been somewhere out there for…
Aww, I hope he’s ok and you can find him soon. Good luck!
I really hope so, too. It’s really cold outside and his fur is very thin, it won’t keep him warm.
My dog ran away. He’s been somewhere out there for 3 hours now, just because somebody left the gates open at night. I’m not going to school today.
I’m about to drink some coffee to get warm (I’m so worried that I can’t eat) and head out again to look for him.
deanwinchesterwantsthecass:
heyitspj:
I love how on tumblr you can be a asexual genderfluid satanist crossdresser and nobody will say a thing but if you wear uggs or crocs the entire website will be out to kill you
that’s because there is nothing wrong with the first part
oneslipinthousands:
can we please just take in Robert Downey Jr.’s face when he found out he won at the pca’s.
JACKY VINCENT LIKES JUSTIN BEIBER!!!
missmayimarrymaxtherippergreen:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
um, wut r u smokin
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I was taking this English test today and I swear to my blog, the listening part was read by Robert Downey Jr.
rneerkat:
with great power comes a great electricity bill
peniscruncher:
dusknoirs:
who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional
the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry
docmuerte:
nevelpepperman:
docmuerte:
nevelpepperman:
wtf why is it called ms paint adventures? that’s false advertisement. it was made in photoshop. what a fucking liar…. i have homestuck
You have the homestuck? This is a hostage situation!
t HAT WAS A TYPO YOU FUCKER
THE KIDNAPPER IS GETTING HOSTILE
